DJ, (Sitting in the passenger seat looking in the visor mirror): "Mommy, the awient is going to crash us."
Me, (Preoccupied with trying to dial Dave's number on my cell): "What's that baby?"
DJ: "The awient... it will crash us!"
Me: "The alien? Is that what you are saying? What's an awient?"
DJ: "You know... it goes woo-woo-woo!"
Me: "Ohhh... do you mean ambulance?"
Me (Finally getting the phone dialed and putting it to my ear): "There's no ambulance going to crash us baby."
DJ (Pointing to the visor mirror): "UH-HUH!!! Right THERE!!!"
Me (Glancing into my rearview mirror I see an MP following me, I quickly drop the phone to my lap... cell phones while driving are a big no-no!): "Thank you baby! Good thing you told me cuz I think that awient almost got us!!
DJ: "You welcome mommy... that's a naughty awient!"
Anything with lights and a siren is an "awient" to DJ and thank goodness for observant little boys because I was one step away from witnessing the awient's woo-woo-woo first hand! LOL!
